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An oldie, but a goodie

Fri Aug 14, 2009, 4:06 AM
A store that sells new husbands has opened in London, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. HOWEVER, the shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more.' So she continues upward. The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are
Extremely Good Looking. 'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help With Housework.
'Holy crap!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay & buy one, but she needs to know what's on the sixth floor, where the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.


PLEASE NOTE:
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives store just across the street.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that are nearly naked, love sex, have tons of money and like beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.




A couple just finished having sex and the girl turns to the guy and asks, "Are you a paedophile?". The man looks a bit perplexed, and responds, "Thats an awfully big word for an 8 year old."

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:icontifa-amy-lockheart:
Danke vor der FAVOURITE. =]
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:iconbrandonmarlo:
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You're welcome hun :)

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:iconvalamon:
hey Brandon! :3
It's CatastroChick from Kong. I added you, and nice gallery. :D

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:iconbrandonmarlo:
Thanks. Haven't had the chance to look through yours yet, but guess what I'm going to do in the next few mins ;)
Thanks for the watch x

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:iconvalamon:
:D cool and thanks

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Hey there, stranger. Just a comment to say I like your handwriting.

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